[Left on his bed with a card 'signed' by all the kittens. On a related note, there are inkprints over Sasuke's desk care of a certain kitten, who shall remain nameless. ♥]

( To show we really care~~ )

Not for the first time, Naruto found himself holding back laughter. "Sass, I promise I won't do anythin' t'you that y'don't want me to," he assured him gravely, absently moving his necklace until the stone hung down his back, where it wouldn't dig into Sasuke's flesh. "Hell, if y'want me t'walk away righ' now, all y'gotta do's ask." That was a ( Read more... )

Who: Naruto and Hinata, Sasuke
What:  Naruto is naughty and gets Hinata and Sasuke drunk for some sexual healing HUR HUR
When:  April 1st, 1988
Where: some not terribly clean uptown hotel room
Rated: bad language, smex, drunkeness.
Warnings: HUR HUR HUR  also not done yet.

"C'mon, Sass," Naruto breathed coaxingly, resting his chin on his roommate's cold ( Read more... )

Who: Kakashi and Kurenai
What: Back from emotionally draining trips to the west, Kakashi and Kurenai come face to face with the brick wall that is reality crashing down on ideals and sentimentalism.
When: Bright and FUCKING EARLY, April 1st
Where: Staff Lounge
Rated: PG for adult themes? IDFK.
Warnings: Prepare to have your brains MELTED. ( Read more... )

Who: Shikamaru and Lee
What: Who need Prince Charming stories when you've got Rock Lee's? Shikamaru reluctantly tries out his storytelling skills much to Lee's delight.
When: Late evening, Tuesday, April 1st
Where: The boys' dorm room.
Rated: PG
Warnings: CRACK. Sniff it and laugh. You're entitled to.

( 'Scratch that. How do you fall asleep normally? There has got to be some explanation for your adrenaline. And I don't think it's steroids.' )